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You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When…

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Your daughter says “Mom will you fix me a chocolate latte” and she is holding a packet of hot chocolate!

The microwave buzzes and your three year old yells “Mom your food is done, or is it your coffee?”.

You get a headache within an hour of waking if you don’t drink a cup.

You always have a mug sitting under the Kurig, because you hit the brew button every time you walk by.

You are like a chain smoker who lights more than one  cigarette at a time.How many cups are you drinking from right now?

You have more than 3 cups on your desk at any given time? (I try to limit myself to 3)

You call the service desk before check-in to ask for extra coffee in your room or you bring your own!

 

Add your funny coffee stories here! I love to speak with other addicts, it always makes me feel normal 🙂 .

 

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Priscilla S.

Sunday 11th of May 2014

Very funny and "You get a headache within an hour of waking if you don’t drink a cup." is so me, sadly. I may be an addict but I just don't care lol, it's a little treat to enjoy every single day :)

Janessa

Friday 22nd of April 2011

I get my coffee pot ready at night before bed and my kids know the best way to wake me up is to say, "Mom, I pushed the button on your coffee maker and your coffee is ready now." (I've trained them well, LOL)

Crazy Mom

Friday 22nd of April 2011

hahahah.. that's too cute :-)

Susi

Friday 22nd of April 2011

Hehehe, I recognize myself in several of these! Especially the one about cups on the desk, lol:) And headache! Most of the times that I have headaches they are cured with coffee!

Alexis of NorthOnHar

Friday 22nd of April 2011

Yikes!!! You may want to quit!!!!!!!!

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