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Sayings That Make Me Laugh

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If you Dream It You Can Do It

Oh, really? That’s funny because I dreamed I could outrun a mountain lion and visit outer space with ET, and I’m pretty sure I can’t do either! Stop blowing smoke up kid’s butts with these lies… PLEASE!

Life Is Better At The Beach

One question… have you ever had diarrhea at the beach? I’m guessing that would change your perspective!

There’s no place like home

OK… what’s your point? There’s also no place like Disney World, or jail but I don’t see those sayings plastered on throw pillows!

God Is My Co-Pilot

Really? I’m sorry, but if God’s in the plane maybe He should be the one flying it!

Babies Fill A Hole In Your Heart You Never Knew Existed

Are you sure?? I’m pretty sure they made the hole, just like they helped with the stretch marks, and crows feet! Babies and bodies are a bad combination!

 

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