If you Dream It You Can Do It
Oh, really? That's funny because I dreamed I could outrun a mountain lion and visit outer space with ET, and I'm pretty sure I can't do either! Stop blowing smoke up kid's butts with these lies... PLEASE!
Life Is Better At The Beach
One question... have you ever had diarrhea at the beach? I'm guessing that would change your perspective!
There's no place like home
OK... what's your point? There's also no place like Disney World, or jail but I don't see those sayings plastered on throw pillows!
God Is My Co-Pilot
Really? I'm sorry, but if God's in the plane maybe He should be the one flying it!
Babies Fill A Hole In Your Heart You Never Knew Existed
Are you sure?? I'm pretty sure they made the hole, just like they helped with the stretch marks, and crows feet! Babies and bodies are a bad combination!
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